Announcement: The Race for Theory

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

posted under , , by Unit for Criticism
Written by Rhino Grubs, Department of Wildlife Studies

We are pleased to announce:

The 1st Annual Unit for Criticism and Interpretive Theory Road Race: The Race for Theory

#1: The "Marx"; you have nothing to lose but your love handles! A 5K run isn't easy—but it isn't that hard, either. Good for beginners who want to stay theoretically in shape.

#2: The "Hegel"; 10Ks will definitely stretch some theoretical muscles as you race toward Absolute Spirit.

#3: The "Kant+Lacan"; will 13.1 miles be long enough to synthesize the height of German idealism and French post-structuralism? Not for beginners.

Hessel Park | September 14 | 10 AM (weather permitting) | $10 fee includes complimentary Unit T-shirt


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